3 Duck Construction Workers

[cincygreg]

Walk into the foremans office and yell.
Hey, who pays the bills around here?

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<font color="#000002" size="1">[ September 02, 2004 01:02 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[cincygreg]

A frog picks up his girfreind for a date
where are we going she asks
well, I'm taking yuou dancing, but you need to take off your shoes says the frog.
Take off my shoes, but why she asks.
Well silly, because it's a sock hop!

What's a soft serve ice cream cones favorite dance?


The TWIST of course!


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[cincygreg]

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the UDDER SIDE!

Why do Bears have fur coats?

Because they look funny in Parkas.

A zookeeper tells his wife that he's lost one of his elephants
Well, his wife says, why not put an ad in the paper.
I would but I dont think it would do much good he replies
Why not she says
Because, honey, he cant read

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